Not all who wander are lost.
Anonymous: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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-Justine


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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

320,126 notes · 11 hours ago

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

kiriana-oswin-castle:

I swear to god, if they ever make a Heroes of Olympus movie series, Jack Gleeson HAS to play Octavian.

Partially because damn

and partially because who doesn’t want to see Jack Gleeson stabbing stuffed animals and praying to the gods in a toga

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cassbones:

al-grave:

hkirkh:

What are those things?

Goldens are usually very good with cats; they’ll basically be friends with anything that gives them the time of day.

"Awww Ma, can we have one?"

peperomint:

tablo: *posts on twitter* man i just ate this great sandwich
zico: *favs and rts* HAHA I EAT SANDWICHES ALL THE TIME LOVE THEM SANDWICHES MAN IM GONNA EAT A SANDWICH TOMORROW… TOMORROW LIKE UR FIRST TRACK OFF FEVERS END PART 2. LUV THAT ALBUM. GREAT ALBUM HYUNG. LOVE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY.

2,509 notes · 1 day ago

jiyongs-g-thong:

when someone starts telling some bullshit story

108 notes · 1 day ago